Missouri-Flyer
302 posts
Mar 02, 2007
7:28 AM
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Hopefully to get away from the negativity, here is a pigeon joke for ya..Jerry
The mother pigeon says to the baby pigeon:Today we are going for our first fly.
(baby pigeon):I can't make it, I will get to tired.
(Mother pigeon):Dont worry, I'll tie a piece of string to one of your legs, and the other end to mine.
The baby started to cry:Whats wrong said the mother?
baby said:I dont want to be "Pigeon Towed"...haha
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Jimbo113
78 posts
Mar 02, 2007
8:22 AM
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Good one Jerry. I gotta remember that one for my grandkids.
Ever since every one of them has been born I sign birthday cards and draw a pigeon by my name and under that I always put "Pigeons Are Our Friends". I figure never too soon to plant that little pigeon seed. Now they expect it on every card. haha
Good Post my friend. Anyone else know one??
Jimbo
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MILO
223 posts
Mar 03, 2007
8:32 AM
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One more for the kids:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
She saw some men laying bricks on the other side, and wanted to go see how they did it.
Cheesy, but effective.
c
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parlorfancier916
261 posts
Mar 03, 2007
8:40 AM
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I know one-
why did the deer cross the road?
because he saw the light
lol
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Missouri-Flyer
311 posts
Mar 03, 2007
11:07 AM
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hey parlor,
did you get Tonys email about your correct address? Jerry
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Good Times Roll
1 post
Mar 03, 2007
11:40 AM
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Why does a pigeon coop have 2 doors?
Cause if it had 4 it would be a sedan
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Missouri-Flyer
312 posts
Mar 03, 2007
1:36 PM
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because there are more geese on that side???..LOL..Jerry
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Gregg
37 posts
Mar 03, 2007
1:38 PM
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CooCoo,
Because there are more geese in the longer side!
In reality it has everything to do with the lead bird breaking the air current and allowing the rest to fly easier, same scenario as a bunch of good ole boys on a race track, it's called drafting. The geese alternate the lead position thus avoiding anyone goose getting overly tired.
Gregg.
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parlorfancier916
262 posts
Mar 03, 2007
4:14 PM
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gave him the correct address I haven't recieved it yet,
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Santandercol
827 posts
Mar 03, 2007
10:01 PM
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Waddya call a deer with no eyes?--No idear!Waddya call a deer with no eyes that's been around for quite awhile?Still no idear.How about a horny deer can't get sex with no eyes that's been around awhile.STILL no F___ing IDEAR!!----------
Kelly
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Electric-man
143 posts
Mar 03, 2007
10:36 PM
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Lifes management course;
Lesson one:
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, can I sit on my ass like you and do nothing?
The eagle answered, Sure, why not? So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, saw the rabbit, and ate it.
Management lesson:
To be sitting on your ass and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up!
Stay tuned tomrrow night, for lesson two!
Last Edited by on Mar 03, 2007 10:38 PM
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Velo99
962 posts
Mar 04, 2007
10:54 AM
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My friend got this shirt for me. lol
I like it!
v99
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Ballrollers
691 posts
Mar 04, 2007
11:58 AM
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Great shirt, Kenny!
YITS,
Cliff
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Missouri-Flyer
318 posts
Mar 04, 2007
1:27 PM
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Nice shirt Kenny..The color brings out the grey in your hair..LOL..Jerry
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CooCoo
62 posts
Mar 04, 2007
4:08 PM
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Good job Jerry .you were the first 1 to answer the V goose question correctly lol.......most people in Canada here could not figure it out ....Dave
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Electric-man
144 posts
Mar 04, 2007
7:31 PM
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Life's management course;
Lesson two;
A turkey was chatting with a bull. I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree, sighed the turkey, but I haven't got the energy.
Well, why don't you nibble on some of my manure droppings replied the bull. They are packed with nutrients. The turkey pecked at a lump of manure, found it actually gave him enough srtenght to reach the bottom branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally, after a fourth night, he was proudly perched at the top of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Management lesson:
Bullsh^* might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there!
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Frankie
134 posts
Mar 04, 2007
7:37 PM
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Hey Electric-man that's a good one.
Frankie
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Electric-man
145 posts
Mar 04, 2007
7:55 PM
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Third and final lesson tomorrow night!
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Otis
2 posts
Mar 05, 2007
7:37 AM
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Nice Electricman, Can't wait for lesson three!! Lol...Otis
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Jimbo113
79 posts
Mar 05, 2007
10:15 AM
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To show the skunk that it "can" be done.
Jbo
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Electric-man
152 posts
Mar 05, 2007
5:33 PM
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Life's management course!
Third and final lesson!
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there a cow came by and dropped some dung on it.
As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realize how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out. He lay ther all warm and and happy and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Lesson;
1) Not everyone who sh^#s on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh^# is your friend.
3) When you're in deep sh^#, it is best to keep your mouth shut!
This concludes your course!
Good luck!
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Missouri-Flyer
324 posts
Mar 05, 2007
5:59 PM
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Nice,
thanks for the insight!..Jerry
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Ballrollers
694 posts
Mar 05, 2007
8:23 PM
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Hehehehehe. I like that one, Val. Sounds like whoever dreamed it up has spent some time on this list! LOL!
YITS,
Cliff
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Velo99
966 posts
Mar 06, 2007
4:42 AM
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OK Val
That one is from "My Name is Nobody" Terrence Stamp and Henry Fonda.
lol
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Santandercol
845 posts
Mar 06, 2007
6:26 AM
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Kenny,
Yer showing yer age if you know that movie!!LOL!!
Kel.
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