Velo99
1895 posts
Sep 28, 2008
8:01 AM
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Just a few giggles for the day.
1. The roundest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes in-verse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!
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V99
Straight up,no chaser.
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Windjammer Loft
408 posts
Sep 28, 2008
8:11 AM
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Velo99...looks like you have ENTIRELY too much free time on your hands.........LOL. I got a good chuckle from your thread. Keep us all laughing....
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Fly High and Roll On
Paul
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RUDY..ZUPPPPP
2134 posts
Sep 28, 2008
8:30 AM
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Good morning V99............
Looks like u woke up in a good mood............lol
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RUDY PAYEN
PANCHO VILLA LOFT
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Electric-man
2055 posts
Sep 28, 2008
12:26 PM
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Whats up Kenny? Got that building turned into a loft yet, or did the kids make you turn it into a clubhouse? LOL
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Val
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Velo99
1896 posts
Sep 29, 2008
5:29 AM
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Val,
Still saving my pennies to get her moved.I should be ready for breeding season next spring.
I did trade some rollers for a couple of laying hens.Just cant beat fresh eggs
V99
Straight up,no chaser
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