Scott
2087 posts
Apr 20, 2009
6:25 PM
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I thought that I would share a couple of experiences that I have been through lately since it could save a life.
Last year my neighbor down the hill brought home a big old Rooster, this old Bastard put my little Bantams to shame crowing , this was a true mans man crow.
So not to be out done by this that city boys new Rooster I dragged home a young Rhode Island Red Cock from a co-worker, turns out I thought it was a hen so I dragged home another,then it turns out the first wasn't a hen , now these are full fledged man man crowing Roosters, I just refer to them as the Boyz.
Turns out the boyz are smart, they come at me early in the morning before I'm fully awake and not enough French Roast pumping through my heart.
They know my reaction time with my boot is slow , Bastards have bruzed and bloodied my shins more than once, the other morning I'm farting around and the boyz head into the loft looking for morsels .
Screw that , I'm right behind them to move em out, and that is when it happened, one of the Boyz came up and tagged the head of my pecker which was unprotected under my SpongeBob boxers , it dropped me like a rock, it was a pain that just kept giving, even Tammy came out from me screaming like a little girl , she screamed "WHAT HAPPENED , I muttered out "DE DE DEM CA CO CK SSS" and then she screamed " I TOLD YOU BOUT THAT LANGUAGE" and kicked me in the kidneys as I laid their clutching my little manhood , it took 45 minutes for the beat red to start subsiding from the head of the little guy in my hand.
But like I say the Boyz are smart, they know that once they get a tag in the gigs up, they know that yours truly is coming hard and fast with the dog shit pooper scooper, but they are just a little faster , so please, you convention goers, wear a cup on the Saturday of the convention !!
Another little situation, last night I was trying to move my Ram into another pen, were any of you aware that you DONT push on Rams ????? I mean where's it frigging written ? How come there's no signs "DANGER - DON"T PUSH ON THE RAM"
I learned a little lesson last night that pushing on them Bastards ISN'T a signal to them to move, in fact it only means one thing to them , it means "lets get it on !!" nothing more and nothing less , it is a darn good thing I had my new cup on let me tell you ! so convention goers, I will also not be responsible for anyone pushing on my Ram unless you have your cup on
Fred.
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viper
61 posts
Apr 20, 2009
7:29 PM
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Yep watch out for gay tag team roosters thats why I keep the bantams they can't kick that high.On the buck don't push a good kick to the oysters makes them pretty mellow.Still would have liked to have the video posted.LOL.Blake
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katyroller
377 posts
Apr 20, 2009
8:40 PM
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What the hell is the moral to this story? If I didn't know any better, I'd believe there were some empty veiled threats being thrown out. Fred, needs to take off the tap dancing shoes and get straight to the point! :\
"I thought that I would share a couple of experiences that I have been through lately since it could save a life."
"But like I say the Boyz are smart, they know that once they get a tag in the gigs up, they know that yours truly is coming hard and fast with the dog shit pooper scooper, but they are just a little faster , so please, you convention goers, wear a cup on the Saturday of the convention !!"
"so convention goers, I will also not be responsible for anyone pushing on my Ram unless you have your cup on"
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Scott
2095 posts
Apr 20, 2009
8:59 PM
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Are you seriously wound that frigging tight ?
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Just my Opinion
Scott
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Spin City USA
212 posts
Apr 20, 2009
9:20 PM
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He must really be wound up tighter than you think. I am LMAO. I have a mental picture of the whole incident,it aint pretty,but pretty funny.
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They gotta Spin to win.....Jay
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wishiwon2
180 posts
Apr 20, 2009
9:26 PM
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some peoples kids ....
Thats a great story Scott.
Jon
"had fun, wish i won 2"
If it were easy, everybody would do it ...
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katyroller
378 posts
Apr 20, 2009
9:30 PM
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Scott, Not wound tight at all. I'm just confused and trying to understand the purpose and meaning of your post. A simple explanation would suffice.
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nicksiders
GOLD MEMBER
3395 posts
Apr 20, 2009
9:46 PM
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katyroller - part of the convention this year is to go to Scott's place and watch a kit perform. I think he is giving us a heads up about the male yard birds and how leathal they can be. He is also telling us not to push the male sheep because he too can be leathal.
It was a funny story even though it had some painful result......and to think of Scott with his briefs on being taken on by a rooster is about all I can handle and keeping my coffee from spewing from my nose.
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Just My Take On Things
Nick Siders
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katyroller
380 posts
Apr 20, 2009
9:51 PM
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nicksiders, Thanks for the explanation, that clears things up. Wish I could make it to the convention this year but that time of year is hard to get leave due to people rotating to the "sand box". Yeah, it's not a good idea for a guy to play with cocks or sheep.
Last Edited by on Apr 20, 2009 10:02 PM
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sundance
1098 posts
Apr 21, 2009
11:22 AM
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NOw thats some funny stuff right there. I dont think I would of mentioned the Spongebob undershorts though... Thats just a picture I cant handle....
Damn, now Ya got me thinking... Why in the world are ya out there in just your undershort anyway?.LOL LOL LOL
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PR_rollers
GOLD MEMBER
2888 posts
Apr 21, 2009
12:23 PM
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Some funny things going around Scott place lol..
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Ralph.
The greatest use of your life is so you live your life so that the use of your life will outlive your life, In other words what you going to leave behind legacy or Dust....
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jnyce
680 posts
Apr 21, 2009
3:54 PM
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THATS SOME FUNNY SH*T
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jerry t
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