rolleronnie
33 posts
Jul 04, 2009
12:29 PM
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Hello to everyone! Just wondering if anybody has some jokes that involve pigeons?? Would be great to hear from you all. Here are a couple I have for you...
What Financial Crisis??
What's the difference between a wall street investment banker and a pigeon?
The pigeon can still make a deposit on a brand new Ferrari!
Two Statues
There are two statues in a park, one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across the pathway for a hundred years, when one day an angel comes down from the sky and, with a single gesture, brings the two to life.
The angel tells them 'As a reward for being so patient over a hundred blazing summers and dismal winters, you have been given life for thirty minutes to do what you've wished to do the most'.
He looks at her, she looks at him and they go running behind the shrubs.
The angel waits patiently as the bushes rustle and giggling ensues. After fifteen minutes, the two return, out of breath and laughing.
The angel tells them 'Um, you have fifteen minutes left, would you care to do it again?' He asks her 'Shall we?' She eagerly replies 'Oh yes, lets! But let's change positions. This time, I'll hold the pigeon down and you shit on it's head!'
take care!
Ronnie.
Promoting The Birmingham Roller
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Last Edited by on Jul 04, 2009 12:34 PM
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cv rollers
398 posts
Jul 04, 2009
1:10 PM
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thats funny ,never heard a pigeon joke b-4
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katyroller
443 posts
Jul 04, 2009
2:27 PM
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What do pigeons and friends have in common? First you feed them, then they shit on you!
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Alohazona
651 posts
Jul 04, 2009
4:15 PM
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Tracey,
Friends,hmmmm,I was thinkin family !!lol....Aloha,Todd
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gotspin7
2463 posts
Jul 05, 2009
8:54 AM
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Katy, now that is FUNNY!
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Sal Ortiz
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Good Times Roll
44 posts
Jul 05, 2009
7:50 PM
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Why does a pigeon coop have 2 doors?
If it had 4 it would be a sedan lol
Last Edited by on Jul 05, 2009 8:20 PM
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cvr(FR3rd)
152 posts
Jul 06, 2009
2:44 PM
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y dont pigeons wear underwear........................there peacker is on there head
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Fernando Ruelas
Ruelas loft
"the harder you work the harder it is to give up"
start strong maintain strength finish stronger... rajah football
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spinner jim
987 posts
Jul 06, 2009
2:54 PM
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A pigeon walks into a bar and says to the barman ,a pint of beer please ,the barman pours the beer into a glass and says ,that will be five pounds please ,as the pigeon is paying the barman says ,we dont get many pigeons in here and the pigeon says i am not suprised at five pounds a pint !!!.
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spinner jim
988 posts
Jul 06, 2009
3:16 PM
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A farmer finds an injured pigeon in his farmyard and taking pity on the poor bird takes him into his warm farmhouse kitchen patches his wounds and feeds him the best corn he can find ,after a few weeks the bird makes a full recovery and when the farmer released him decided he was happy to stay around for a while,then the fun starts the farmer looks out of the window and the pigeon is mounting all the farmers prize hens then he mounts the ducks then its the local wild birds he turns his attention to ,this goes on for weeks without a rest and the farmer thinks --- this pigeon cant keep this up for much longer ? ,then one morning he looks out of his window and the pigeon is on his back on the ground with his wings spread open and his legs in the air ?the farmer says to himself thats it he is a gonner ,i knew it would kill him the way he was going at it i am suprised he lasted this long ,he walks over to where the bird is lying and the vultures have already started circling above him,as the farmer reaches down to pick up the stricken pigeon to bury him the pigeon says to the farmer ,bugger off they are going to land ?.
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XRollers
52 posts
Jul 06, 2009
4:03 PM
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LOL Good Times Roll, i heard that for a chicken joke
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rolleronnie
34 posts
Jul 07, 2009
12:01 AM
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He He He!!! Thanks Spinner... I will use them in our Bulletin.
Ronnie.
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Bricksfall
24 posts
Jul 07, 2009
8:21 PM
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LMAO, Spinner nice one.
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GEORGE ALDANA
HIGH GRAVITY LOFT
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Bricksfall
25 posts
Jul 07, 2009
8:25 PM
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Roller Ronnie's joke had me going too. This is the first time i've ever heard pigeon joke. Nice, guy's, Thanke you.
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GEORGE ALDANA
HIGH GRAVITY LOFT
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